One Girl And Her Gooseberry
Run the bath, bitch the pot.

Run the bath, bitch the pot.

things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
things we love as adults: being spanked and naps

famekiller:

I always reblog British porn.

cheese3d:

life choices

Oh so very much yes.

lianachan:

beaconsoftomorrow:

bilbos-buttons:

The last thing I’m going to post/reblog about this issue.

If only more people on tumblr actually believed this. Some of them do, but they don’t act like it.

\m/

lianachan:

beaconsoftomorrow:

bilbos-buttons:

The last thing I’m going to post/reblog about this issue.

If only more people on tumblr actually believed this. Some of them do, but they don’t act like it.

\m/

Who, or what, hit Hiddleston?…

However, the question people are asking is: why does Tom Hiddleston have a plaster on his head? So here are some options

a) We beat Tom around the head with a sterling silver candlestick to make him say nice things about ELLE?

b) Sex game gone wrong?

c) Sex game gone right?

d) Having completed the Donmar theatre Coriolanus run – during which he was suspended upside down and has his throat slit – without suffering bodily harm, he was bending over to pick up his bag and someone opened a door on his head.

The answer: Sadly not c) Or even b) for that matter. It is d)

and-she-screamed-claudio:

tomwhaley:

Awesome time seeing @coheedandcambria wrap up their tour tonight at #HouseofBluesAC! #Coheed #ClaudioSanchez #TheAfterman #CoheedandCambria #AtlanticCity #NJ (at House Of Blues)


I wish that guitar was me…

Jealous. So, so jealous. Ughhh.

and-she-screamed-claudio:

tomwhaley:

Awesome time seeing @coheedandcambria wrap up their tour tonight at #HouseofBluesAC! #Coheed #ClaudioSanchez #TheAfterman #CoheedandCambria #AtlanticCity #NJ (at House Of Blues)

I wish that guitar was me…

Jealous. So, so jealous. Ughhh.