Run the bath, bitch the pot.
I always reblog British porn.
Oh so very much yes.
The last thing I’m going to post/reblog about this issue.
If only more people on tumblr actually believed this. Some of them do, but they don’t act like it.
Who, or what, hit Hiddleston?…
However, the question people are asking is: why does Tom Hiddleston have a plaster on his head? So here are some options
a) We beat Tom around the head with a sterling silver candlestick to make him say nice things about ELLE?
b) Sex game gone wrong?
c) Sex game gone right?
d) Having completed the Donmar theatre Coriolanus run – during which he was suspended upside down and has his throat slit – without suffering bodily harm, he was bending over to pick up his bag and someone opened a door on his head.
The answer: Sadly not c) Or even b) for that matter. It is d)